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Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms
when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice Scream.
Q. What do witches put on their hair?
A. Scare spray.
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
 A. Boo boos.
Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin.
Q: Why should a skeleton
drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
A: It's good for the bones.
Q: What was the witches' favorite
subject in school?
A: Spelling.
 Pumpkin
Face
I
want to be a pumpkin face,"
A pumpkin one day said.
"I'd hate to be a pumpkin pie
The heat would hurt my head."
"I'd rather sit upon a post,
And be a shining light;
I'd want a candle in my head,
Ere I went out at night."
"I'd keep a grin upon my face,
No matter what I did;
My mouth would stretch from ear to ear
I would scare most any kid."
"My eyes would shine like two bright stars,
They'd pierce a person through,
My teeth would be all jagged like,
I'd make a great ado."
"So make of me a pumpkin face
A grin from ear to ear,
A nose that I can breathe aright,
And I need have no fear."
"You can punch my face with forty holes,
And make me shiny eyes,
But do not gouge my insides out,
To make a pumpkin pie!!"
~ Author Unknown ~
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