Presents

 

SIGNS THAT MAY LEAD TO MISUNDERSTANDING.

OR, MAY NOT!

 

 

In a Restroom:


TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW



In a Laundromat:


AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
 

 


 In a London Department Store:


BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS



In an Office:


WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
 


 In another Office:


AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD



Outside a Secondhand Shop:


WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
 


 Notice in Health Food Shop window:


CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
 


 Spotted in a Safari Park:


ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR (WHO?)
 


 Seen during a Conference:


FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
 


 Notice in a Farmer's Field:


THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
 


 Message on a Leaflet:


IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
 


 On a Repair Shop Door:


WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

 

On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
 

"We're #1 in the #2 business."

 
 
Pizza Shop Slogan:
 
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

 

At a Towing company:
 
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
 

 

In a Nonsmoking Area:
 

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

 

 

 

 

At a Car Dealership:
 

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
 

 

 

At the Electric Company:
 

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be."

 

 

 

In a Restaurant window:
 

"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
 

 

 

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