A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step: "I couldn't help
noticing how happy you look!" What is your secret for such a long, happy life?
"II smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day", she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a
nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat
only junk foods. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise
at all."
"This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passer-by.
How old are you?
I'm twenty four, she replied.
