Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited -

Until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose,

but mosquitoes come close.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

People are funny, the want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and

the back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation leans on the bell.

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience is:

"And in conclusion."

If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for

the one it has.

God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is

dead.  So why should you?

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and

permanently set.

Peace starts with a smile.

I don't know why some people change churches; what

difference does it make which one you stay home from?

A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises"

are just sitting on the premises.

We are called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back

as much as committees.

Be ye fishers of men.  You catch them - He'll clean them.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember

Moses started out as a basket case.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the

spirit" over "religious nuts!"

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

He who angers you, controls you!

If God is your Co-Pilot -

SWAP SEATS!