First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden
Then he said to himself,
"There's something he's needing."
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and slender.
Round, slim and firm and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
commanding his eyes, as he feels very proud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands to soothe and caress you.
Long, soft hair hung down over her shoulder,
Her two dreamy eyes just made him grow bolder.
She was made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth
And ruined the whole darn thing!
