The Computer Swallowed Grandma!

The computer swallowed Grandma!

Yes, honestly, its true.

She pressed 'control' and 'enter',

And disappeared from view.

It's devoured her, completely.

And thought of it just makes me want to squirm.

Maybe she's been caught by a virus

Or has been eaten by a worm.


I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind.

I've even searched the internet.

But, nothing did I find.


In my desperation, I asked Jeeves;

My searches to refine.

The reply, from him, was negative;

Not a thing was found 'online'.

So, if, inside your 'In Box',

My Grandma you should see ~

Please 'Scan', 'Copy', and 'Paste' her

In an e-mail back to me.

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