This page is not to be portrayed as "Male Bashing"...so

please don't shoot the messenger.

It is just cute !! 

And for the most part....

TRUE !

I hope both the men and women will be

able to get a chuckle out of it.

Hugs,  Bitty

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Marriage 101

         For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating
  marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be

trained for marriage. Southwest Tech is offering

 a new 2 year Associates Degree....

TWO YEAR DEGREE:

 Becoming a Real Man.

       That's right, in just six Mini-semesters you too can be a real man

    as well as earn an associates degree in MA (Male Arts).

  Please take a moment to look over the program
   outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

  MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
  MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
       MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
        MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:

  MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
  MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response

 to Getting in at 2AM
  MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:

      MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Butt-face When You're Wrong
   MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
   MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
   ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule

SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake,

Take a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Elective (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

      MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
  MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
   MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

  Spring Schedule:

      MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary

(Pass/Fail Only)
   MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Gas Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
        MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
   MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:

EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the women out there...

 MENtal illness,
MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown,

 MENopause, GUYnocologist

(poetic spellings)

      Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men......

and
  when we have real trouble,

  it's a HISterectomy.
 

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