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"OLD" IS WHEN...

            Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love,"          
              and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

  "OLD" IS WHEN.....

 A sexy babe catches your eye and your
  pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN....

 

                             Going bra-less pulls all the

                              wrinkles out of your face.

         


   "OLD" IS WHEN......

 You don't care where your spouse goes, just
 as long as you don't have to go along.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..

              You are cautioned to slow down by.... the doctor
                                   instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN...

               "Getting a little action" means I don't need to
                                  take any fiber today.

  "OLD" IS WHEN.....

   "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the
parking lot.

OLD" IS WHEN.....

       "An "all-nighter" means not getting up to go!      

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