Wifely Duties

 

 

Three men were sitting together bragging about

how they had given their
new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Virginia,

and bragged that he had told his wife she was

going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that
needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days

 but on the third day he came home to a clean house

 and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from South Carolina.

He bragged that he had given his wife orders

 that she was to do all he cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't

see any results, but the next day it was better.

By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were

done,  and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Pennsylvania  girl. He boasted

that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned,

 dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals

on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see

anything,  the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third

day most of the swelling had gone down

and he could see a little out of his left eye.

 

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